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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
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Massachusetts
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Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
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I think I had an argument with a hypnotist this morning. It makes perfect sense as I have no memory of it.
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Republicans don't believe government works, and get into it to prove it will fail. Same with strippers and relationships.
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Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.
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Centuries ago, human beings created marriage. Later, they looked to the sky and dreamt of traveling to the moon. Coincidence?
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Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges.
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I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.
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Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too farfetched.
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I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
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I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.
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Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.
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If studies on lab rats are any indication, human beings have a deep-seated fear of a big, scary cat being let into their cage.
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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
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Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
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Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.
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They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.
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Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day.
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I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because basically I experience my life through two primary emotions: fear and suppressed fear.
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I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late.
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