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If The Beatles represent the most successful version you can be of a thing, then by that definition The Rolling Stones are The Beatles of music, not counting The Beatles. John Lennon is The Beatles of The Beatles.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
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