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I don't mind being alone when I'm surrounded by people, I just hate being alone when I'm alone.

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Dana Gould
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: August 24
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Hopedale
Massachusetts
Dana John Gould
Dana J. Gould
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One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?
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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.
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Rejected names for World War II: 'Global Super Killfest', 'Germaniacal Japandamonium', 'World War 1: New Moon'.
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Strap On spelled backwards is No Parts. Just sayin'.
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The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
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What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up.
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We come into this world naked, covered in our own blood, screaming in terror - and it doesn't have to stop there if you know how to live right
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I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically.
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This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes.
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If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author.
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There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store.
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Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!
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I like my coffee the way I like my women: after waiting impatiently in a long line.
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As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can turn dude into a wolf.
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What men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one.
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I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault.
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Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?
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It might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear.
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How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?
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The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words common sense.
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