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You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.
Dana Carvey
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Dana Carvey
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 2
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Television Actor
Missoula
Montana
Dana Thomas Carvey
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