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You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'

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Dana Carvey
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 2
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
Missoula
Montana
Dana Thomas Carvey
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