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The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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Dan Jenkins
Age: 89 †
Born: 1929
Born: December 2
Died: 2019
Died: March 7
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Golfer
Fort Worth
Texas
Sense
Stern
Given
Lectures
Ball
Balls
Putting
Constantly
Golf
Especially

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