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As the NFF Historian, I'll have a new platform to indulge my passion for the most emotional, colorful and hysterical game ever developed by mankind and Walter Camp.

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Dan Jenkins
Age: 89 †
Born: 1929
Born: December 2
Died: 2019
Died: March 7
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