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If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

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Dan Harmon
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: January 3
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Milwaukee City
Wisconsin
Daniel James Harmon
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The most rewarding part of writing for TV is - a year ago I would have said it's just watching it on TV, it's just having been done with it and then collecting all that energy.
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Everything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that respect. Your job is to have a lot of fun in a jar, then sell it. There's something inherently illogical and impossible about that, but that being said, this is as good as it gets.
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I love 30 Rock. It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.
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Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium.
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Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.
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The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what's fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree you see the numbers going up for holiday episodes.
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I think thoughts in my head bounce around in my skull and, if they keep bouncing around in my skull, they get worse and worse. When they come out of my mouth, they make people happy.
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None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others happy and we please ourselves. We can and should forgive ourselves and each other for that.
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With media, it's never bad-to-good. It's always just moving from different to different. Faster, more stuff, but there's always good, more good, and more bad.
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With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of stitching, in live-action, that you wouldn't be able to afford. I mean, you can just do tons and tons and tons.
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The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.
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Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on actual people journeying into the unknown and returning with ideas.
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I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up to that plate, as often as possible. I'm already bummed out that DVDs are dying off because, in my 20s, those were a huge thing.
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There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.
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It's so difficult to write good music. It's also really difficult to think about how to do it without violating the sanctity of the fourth wall.
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You don’t give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen.
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Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does.
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Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.
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