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I've discovered a new video game called owning my home.

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Dan Harmon
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: January 3
Actor
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Television Producer
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Milwaukee City
Wisconsin
Daniel James Harmon
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Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.
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I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up to that plate, as often as possible. I'm already bummed out that DVDs are dying off because, in my 20s, those were a huge thing.
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None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others happy and we please ourselves. We can and should forgive ourselves and each other for that.
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With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of stitching, in live-action, that you wouldn't be able to afford. I mean, you can just do tons and tons and tons.
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Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.
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When you are in the 8 o'clock position, you can either be a cultural phenomenon, or you're endangered. It's a tough time slot.
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All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.
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Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does.
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I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was nothing else that I thought about, including other people.
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Everything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that respect. Your job is to have a lot of fun in a jar, then sell it. There's something inherently illogical and impossible about that, but that being said, this is as good as it gets.
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There's a fine line between a stream of consciousness and a babbling brook to nowhere.
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I was raised on NBC television.
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Technology changes the medium. I grew up on watching a box in my living room that made my parents happy. After something is gone, the dust will settle and I'll see what's next.
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Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.
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If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.
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Always hedge your bets. That's how I do it. I lay all my bets on what I can contribute, and suffer no illusions that I'm generating stuff by myself.
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The most rewarding part of writing for TV is - a year ago I would have said it's just watching it on TV, it's just having been done with it and then collecting all that energy.
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I think thoughts in my head bounce around in my skull and, if they keep bouncing around in my skull, they get worse and worse. When they come out of my mouth, they make people happy.
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I walk with God, and He protects me. That may very well be true. I don't mean to make that sound like a joke, in case He is in charge.
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It's so difficult to write good music. It's also really difficult to think about how to do it without violating the sanctity of the fourth wall.
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