Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever. While they're leaving, give them a crazy laugh and say, 'It was a meet to pleasure you'.
Dan Cummins
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Dan Cummins
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: May 17
Comedian
Riggins
Idaho
Giving
Laughing
Elevators
Time
Somebody
Stare
Crazy
Followed
Alone
Staring
Pleasure
Leaving
Next
Smile
Give
Laugh
Ever
Meet
Elevator
More quotes by Dan Cummins
Its easy to have kids, people try to scare you into thinking oh its hard to have kids Its not. I have two, and I have no idea where they are right now. Kids are adorable, someone will always take care of them.
Dan Cummins