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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

D. J. MacHale

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D. J. MacHale
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: March 11
Film Director
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Greenwich
Connecticut
Donald James MacHale
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren't the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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If you work hard doing the wrong job, is it really work? Or is it some kind of fakery?
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal
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I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn't that some kind of flower?
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Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it's sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don't act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it's okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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That Loor's a handful, she is. - Spader (Black Water)
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Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.' 'Can't.' 'Why not?' 'Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. Veelox.
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where is here, when is now??
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Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name? Ouch. Loor answered, It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman. Really? Aja said. What did she do that was so heroic? She killed her enemies and ate them.
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I've made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I've learned from them, but can't guarentee anything. There's only one thing I can promise. I'm taking this to the end. -Bobby Pendragon
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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In my few short years I learned that seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.
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It wasn't that I didn't trust Mark's flying, it was just that, okay, I didn't trust Mark's flying.
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Next time you wish to feed me poison, warn me first, Loor demanded. (The Merchant of Death)
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