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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

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D. J. MacHale
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: March 11
Film Director
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Greenwich
Connecticut
Donald James MacHale
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name? Ouch. Loor answered, It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman. Really? Aja said. What did she do that was so heroic? She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Next time you wish to feed me poison, warn me first, Loor demanded. (The Merchant of Death)
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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You want to kill me, don't you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes. --Saint Dane
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where is here, when is now??
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It wasn't that I didn't trust Mark's flying, it was just that, okay, I didn't trust Mark's flying.
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I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?
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I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate. – Saint Dane Perhaps you should bite me. Bobby
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn't that some kind of flower?
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Even at the end of the road, read the first sentence, there is a road. Even at the end of the road, a new road stretches out, endless and open, a road that may lead anywhere. To him who will find it, there is always a road.
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You'd better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're gonna fry. -Bobby
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Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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In my few short years I learned that seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.
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We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal
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What exactly is a french before it's fried?
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I've made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I've learned from them, but can't guarentee anything. There's only one thing I can promise. I'm taking this to the end. -Bobby Pendragon
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