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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

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D. J. MacHale
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: March 11
Film Director
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Greenwich
Connecticut
Donald James MacHale
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it's sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don't act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it's okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo
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I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate. – Saint Dane Perhaps you should bite me. Bobby
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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Perhaps you should bite me, Bobby Pendragon.
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My feelings for you run very deep. - Loor Not deep enought, I guess. - Bobby (The Rivers of Zadaa)
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Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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where is here, when is now??
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name? Ouch. Loor answered, It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman. Really? Aja said. What did she do that was so heroic? She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. Veelox.
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That Loor's a handful, she is. - Spader (Black Water)
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It is much more fun to write about villains then heroes. The villains are the ones that think out the scheme, and the heroes just kind of come along for the ride.
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Before I can face the future, I must first deal with the past.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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You'd better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're gonna fry. -Bobby
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren't the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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Whenever you look back and say if you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as if. The only thing that matters is what really happened.
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In my few short years I learned that seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.
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