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D. J. MacHale
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: March 11
Film Director
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Greenwich
Connecticut
Donald James MacHale
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I've made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I've learned from them, but can't guarentee anything. There's only one thing I can promise. I'm taking this to the end. -Bobby Pendragon
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Even at the end of the road, read the first sentence, there is a road. Even at the end of the road, a new road stretches out, endless and open, a road that may lead anywhere. To him who will find it, there is always a road.
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I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate. – Saint Dane Perhaps you should bite me. Bobby
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Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo
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You want to kill me, don't you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes. --Saint Dane
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Perhaps you should bite me, Bobby Pendragon.
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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You'd better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're gonna fry. -Bobby
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My feelings for you run very deep. - Loor Not deep enought, I guess. - Bobby (The Rivers of Zadaa)
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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where is here, when is now??
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name? Ouch. Loor answered, It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman. Really? Aja said. What did she do that was so heroic? She killed her enemies and ate them.
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it's sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don't act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it's okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal
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It is much more fun to write about villains then heroes. The villains are the ones that think out the scheme, and the heroes just kind of come along for the ride.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. Veelox.
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Before I can face the future, I must first deal with the past.
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