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D. J. MacHale
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: March 11
Film Director
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Greenwich
Connecticut
Donald James MacHale
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Next time you wish to feed me poison, warn me first, Loor demanded. (The Merchant of Death)
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I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate. – Saint Dane Perhaps you should bite me. Bobby
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I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?
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In my few short years I learned that seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it's sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don't act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it's okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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My feelings for you run very deep. - Loor Not deep enought, I guess. - Bobby (The Rivers of Zadaa)
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You want to kill me, don't you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes. --Saint Dane
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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