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I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?

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D. J. MacHale
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: March 11
Film Director
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Television Director
Television Producer
Writer
Greenwich
Connecticut
Donald James MacHale
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You want to kill me, don't you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes. --Saint Dane
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where is here, when is now??
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Whenever you look back and say if you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as if. The only thing that matters is what really happened.
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You can't have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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