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The country is suffering from musical-chairs syndrome. We all dance around for a bit and then when we try to sit down again, somebody doesn't have a chair. We're running scared we want ours.

Cynthia Heimel

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Cynthia Heimel
Age: 70 †
Born: 1947
Born: July 13
Died: 2018
Died: February 25
Novelist
Writer
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Doesn
Selfishness
Around
Scared
Country
Musical
Trying
Dance
Somebody
Syndromes
Bits
Syndrome
Suffering
Chair
Running
Chairs

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