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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

Craig Reucassel

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Craig Reucassel
Age: 47
Born: 1976
Born: December 31
Comedian
Screenwriter
Republic of South Africa
Craig Bruce Reucassel
Consecutive
Trust
Anyone
Past
School
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