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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Craig Reucassel
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Craig Reucassel
Age: 47
Born: 1976
Born: December 31
Comedian
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Republic of South Africa
Craig Bruce Reucassel
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