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President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
Actor
Basketball Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Kansas City
Missouri
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