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California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
Actor
Basketball Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Kansas City
Missouri
Rapidly
Candidates
California
Asking
Minutes
Economy
Four
Better
Declining

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