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Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
Actor
Basketball Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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Kansas City
Missouri
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