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John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

Craig Kilborn

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
Actor
Basketball Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Kansas City
Missouri
Found
Als
Someone
Flash
Without
Democrats
Democrat
John
Sizzle
Finally
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Democratic
Kerry
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Gore

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