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Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

Craig Kilborn

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
Actor
Basketball Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Kansas City
Missouri
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Comedy
Dark
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I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
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I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.
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Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
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People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
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I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.
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Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'
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I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.
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It's weird watching President Bush struggle with excuses for why we went to war. As he struggles, it reminds us all what a terrific liar Bill Clinton really was.
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Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.
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