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Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

Craig Kilborn

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
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I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.
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