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Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

Craig Kilborn

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
Actor
Basketball Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Kansas City
Missouri
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.
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I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.
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I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.
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John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.
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As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.
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I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.
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Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'
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I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.
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Saddam Hussein is about to face trial and George Bush wants to execute him. Not because of the war crimes, but because Saddam is beating him in the polls.
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President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.
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There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'
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Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.
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The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.
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President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.
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I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
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Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.
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Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'
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Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
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Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.
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I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.
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