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I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
Actor
Basketball Player
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Kansas City
Missouri
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