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Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'

Craig Kilborn

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
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