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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

Craig Kilborn

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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
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