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While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.
Craig Kilborn
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Craig Kilborn
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: August 24
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Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'
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I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.
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My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'
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It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'
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The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.
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John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.
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I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
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California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'
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President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.
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John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.
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I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.
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As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.
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In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
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Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.
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Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
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Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.
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Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'
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