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Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time to 'you know, legalize it, tax it, and keep it away from Mel Gibson.'

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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