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They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
Television Actor
Glasgow
Scotland
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