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I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
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