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Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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