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There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
Television Actor
Glasgow
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