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Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.
Craig Ferguson
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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!
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