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The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.
Craig Ferguson
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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
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