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There are plans for a new high-speed train between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It will make the trip time 30 minutes. People in L.A. are like, Yes! And people in San Francisco are like, Yeah, sure, great. We look forward to seeing you.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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Stand-Up Comedian
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