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The nation of Iran is threatening to sue the makers of the movie Argo. They say the movie was an unrealistic portrayal of their country. You can't do that! That would be like Scotland suing over the movie Shrek.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
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