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Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
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