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Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need -- another excuse to be jerks.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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