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There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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Stand-Up Comedian
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