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CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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