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This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people are uncomfortable with that. I understand that. It was very uncomfortable to write some of it
Craig Ferguson
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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
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New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.
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Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.
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