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If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
Television Actor
Glasgow
Scotland
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
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Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
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She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.
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