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If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
Television Actor
Glasgow
Scotland
Dance
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Make
Men
Love
Dancing

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