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It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?
Craig Ferguson
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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
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