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She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
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Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
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Glasgow
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