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I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
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Stand-Up Comedian
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A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?
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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.
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Director Oliver Stone says he's going to make a movie about Vladimir Putin. I can't believe anyone would want to work with that insane communist. And Putin is a little crazy as well.
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Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony - the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.
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I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
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If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.
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If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.
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Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.
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I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
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I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure.
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