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There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
Television Actor
Glasgow
Scotland
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Daddy
Commercial
Suits
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