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I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
Craig Ferguson
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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
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